GG - short notes
Tuesday, January 16th, 2007Thank God for tivo so that I know that Jack tried but couldn’t save LA from a nuclear blast while I was watching gratuitous shots of the Jack Nicholson crony-hour that was last night’s spectacle (how could he spawn such a lovely young lady aka Miss Golden Globes who seemed so professional and with such a smile and nice attitude!). So, here goes: Beyonce is a bad loser who always has the worst dress and really bad extensions, Angelina and Brad are the most glamorous (though that wierd tattoo shit on her back is alternately creepy and somewhat alluring…hmmm), that America Ferrara is a doll, Salma Hayek is HOT, Eddie Murphy is a wierd android person now, Ben Affleck looks waxy, Cameron Diaz looked like a mess..which brings up Sienna “Heidi” Miller…which brings up how improbably cute Heidi Klum and Seal are, Marc Anthony is just super icky, Merril Streep is utterly charming, I still think Forrest Whittaker was so great in “The Crying Game” and, is it just me or is Leonardo actually turning into Howard Hughes? And Justin? Don’t u be hatin’ on Prince, u playin’ with FIRE there, my friend, Jeremy Priven is so icky, bringing his Mom does not minimize that universal truth, the men from GA are just really really HOT, and that is exhausting enough of a commentary on the GG